I would be embarrassed if my name was Nik Matysek too.

     This blog is dedicated to Nik. Due to his lack-there-of talent, conversational skills, intellect, and overall persona, I felt it was necessary to demolish his confidence through this blog. Basically I just thought I would inform him of how much he sucks. 

     Nik is useless. There was this one time where we had a conversation in a stairwell for five hours; it got us no where. I learned absolutely nothing from his wanna-be philosophical outlooks on life. Throughout the painfully long conversation, I had to retain myself from bursting out in laughter. He once tried to convince me that he was getting 97% in Chemistry 12... I knew he was lying. Just goes to show how stupid he is to think that I would believe that. 

....I can't finish this, I'm lying through my teeth.

Oh man. That was pretty sweet.